me after my first year of college
i’m going to reblog this every monday until i die.
reminder a lot of people have this show up on their dash and it does remind them to eat after genuinely forgetting to so thank you for this
I can’t be the only one
I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point
LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS
what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?
does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
impossibile non rebloggare, aiuto
you don’t really see enough of this.
get tears every time.
i get happy and sad when I see this because baby brother is going into the marines :/
me: *drinks water* health god
Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.